Pocket Morning Weekly (week of 10/10/2010)

Question: Please create a deadly technique that will make people all around the world "meromero" [weak in the knees].

	Ochokin shinema!!* *[Fukui dialect for "Sit properly!!" (in Japanese style, butt on heels)] Ma...Mayuge kara Pheromone Biimu!!* ...Um, not gonna work... *[Pheromone beam from eyebrows!!] Put that tortoise shell on and walk!! Usachan-peace!! (For those who don't know it, refer to Kumikki's pose) (laughs) Tsundere-beam ♪ I think （―ω―） Fufu. Meromero slap. When I slap someone, that person feels meromero all day long! (laughs) Love me~, love me~, get this Junjun of yours~ （●＾＾●） Meromero...Melon-melon...Hahaha Original Japanese text is here.

Pocket Morning Weekly Q&A (week of 10/03/2010)

Question: "No dinner for you today!" What did you do to deserve this? 

	It's because I kept the air conditioner on all the time. The coffee-flavored jelly someone was looking forward to eating, I... (I'll leave it to your imagination. Puha☆) I talked a bit too much about what mama's dinner looked like. I didn't work. I stepped on mama's toes*... The scariest thing ever (laughs) *[i.e. offended, made angry] I snapped the cellphone in two!!? Because I got fat again ＞＜ Because I was eating stuff before dinner... Original Japanese text is here.